Suzie COBOL
/soo'zee koh'bol/ 1. ({IBM}, probably from Frank Zappa's "Suzy
Creamcheese") A coder straight out of training school who
knows everything except the value of {comment}s in plain
English. Also (fashionable among personkind wishing to avoid
accusations of sexism) "Sammy Cobol" or (in some non-IBM
circles) "Cobol Charlie".
2. (proposed) Meta-name for any {code grinder}, analogous to
{J. Random Hacker}.
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(1995-02-06)